Twitter in Plain English

So many people have mentioned in their congratulatory messages to me and Lori that they loved watching the updates from Warren's birthday on the Twitter. I've posted before, a couple of times, how I wish everyone I know would get into the act. I've converted a few, but there's a great, unwashed mass of you out there who keep ignoring my pleas.

Maybe it's not that you aren't listening to my sage-like advice, but it's that you don't understand just how it works. Well, here's how it works, in plain English:

So, what are you doing?